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            <title>The Well Oiled Sales Machine</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>You might remember that old commercial that <br />
categorized people into spenders and savers. <br />
Then it made a liitle joke calling some couples <br />
"spavers." There's some smidgen of truth in <br />
that commercial.</p>

<p>After working in sales for a couple of decades, <br />
and for several companies before I started my <br />
own, I can tell you there are two kinds of sales <br />
management, spenders, and savers, and we <br />
used to call the savers "cutters."</p>

<p>It is always better to work for a spender. Spenders<br />
 make sure you get the materials you need, pay for<br />
 a golf outing, a dinner, whatever it takes to get the <br />
job done. Cutters do the exact opposite, and make <br />
it doubly difficult to do your job.</p>

<p>To give you an example of a cutter, I offer the <br />
following story. We once had a company dinner at <br />
a restaurant that was also one of our accounts. The <br />
executive VP left a 5% tip after running the wait staff <br />
hard all night. </p>

<p>(Mostly to get his drinks.)</p>

<p>Salespeople threw all kinds of money on the table <br />
to cover his extremely low tip. This isn't how you <br />
treat a long time account, but he saved on the bill<br />
 by shafting the staff. </p>

<p>He argued about expense reimbursements, and <br />
once threatened to fire me over a $300 Christmas <br />
gift to a very large and profitable customer. The <br />
net profit on that single account was over $350,000. <br />
I told him where he could place those papers, and <br />
I never heard from him again about that issue.</p>

<p>Four years into his tenure he got fired, because <br />
sales had slipped. </p>

<p>He was followed by a spender.</p>

<p>The first year sales rose 40%. The second year <br />
the same. When I left they had never failed to <br />
trample the previous years budget.</p>

<p>Salespeople made plenty of money and no one<br />
argued about expense reimbursement. </p>

<p>If you want to be in the sales game you have to <br />
pay the freight necessary to win the game, or <br />
you're just grandstanding. </p>

<p>When I first started this company I flew to Los <br />
Angeles on a moment's notice just to talk to a <br />
guy who had a big title. It was all gut instinct. I <br />
landed that account within 30 minutes of arrival, <br />
and I still have it today. When I landed it, it <br />
became my biggest account. Today there are <br />
several accounts larger, but that one in the <br />
beginning was crucial to my success. I often<br />
 wonder whether the old VP of Sales would <br />
have approved my trip.</p>

<p>And the answer is, probably not.</p>

<p>That's why I have my own company.</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. Is anyone in Hollywood going to move to Europe after this election?</p>

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            <title>What To Do When You Make A Mistake</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Recently I had lunch with a Japanese friend <br />
of mine who had made a few mistakes in the <br />
beginning of a business venture. He was <br />
really depressed and down in the dumps. He <br />
also did not want to tell anyone involved in the <br />
venture about the mistakes, which would only <br />
serve to compound the issue.</p>

<p>When he told me what the mistakes were I <br />
laughed. This through him for a loop, and <br />
he said, Why are you laughing at me?"</p>

<p>That made me laugh even more. All the <br />
mistakes he made were easy to fix, and <br />
after I finished laughing I put him in the car <br />
and took him to my office where I called a <br />
couple of friends, explained the situation to <br />
them, and had them take care of my friend.<br />
 In a little over an hour I had "fixed" all his <br />
problems.</p>

<p>He almost started crying, and I told him I'd <br />
have none of that in my office. I told him <br />
about all the mistakes I made when I started <br />
my business, and that I continue to make <br />
mistakes every day.</p>

<p>As the philosopher said, "There is no <br />
teacher like experience."</p>

<p>No matter what you are involved in, you will <br />
always make mistakes.In fact, the more you <br />
try to avoid mistakes the more frequently <br />
they happen. Mistakes are the way we learn <br />
from the time we were born. Just watch a six <br />
month old who already knows they would like <br />
to walk. They stand up, with or without help, <br />
and try that first step, and fall down. Then they <br />
do it again and again and again, and who <br />
knows how many times they did it wrong, we <br />
only remember when they did it right.</p>

<p>When we finally get things right we know a <br />
helluva lot about what not to do. We learn a <br />
lesson by doing things the wrong way. Very <br />
few ever do the right thing on the first try or <br />
venture. The ones who do often take a large <br />
fall later, because they never had the chance <br />
to fail early.</p>

<p>Edison failed 10,000 times to get the lightbulb <br />
right, but when he did he lit up an entire country, <br />
and probably the world.</p>

<p>Without failure we wouldn't have any idea of <br />
what a beautiful thing success is. And though <br />
it often appears that someone succeeded <br />
overnight, that is rarely, if ever true.</p>

<p>Most of my successful friends banged on the <br />
door of success for years before it opened. </p>

<p>When you make a mistake you just brush it <br />
off and say "I'm one step closer to what I want!"</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. The stinking, pork laden bailout passed <br />
this afternoon. Why don't I feel good?</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Lazy College Dropout Makes Big Money</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>While millions of people are watching the news<br />
and crying in their beer feeling sorry for <br />
themselves, some smart young people are <br />
making a whole bunch of money by selling <br />
products on the internet.</p>

<p>I happen to know one pretty well, and he has <br />
done some business with me. His name is Nate<br />
Rifkin, and he dropped out of the University of <br />
Massachusetts because he was bored, and<br />
 wanted to make some money so he could do t<br />
he things he dreamed about. </p>

<p>When he informed all his friends about his <br />
decision they were all negative. They called him <br />
stupid, and ignorant, and those were the nice <br />
things they said. But Nate persevered, and <br />
spent money he didn't have on acquiring some <br />
marketing expertise.</p>

<p>His family didn't support him either, and that <br />
didn't discourage him in the least. He just kept<br />
pushing forward.</p>

<p>He developed an improbable product, called <br />
Lumberjack Yoga, which you can find at: <br />
www.lumberjackyoga.com. <br />
and he started selling it on the Internet with <br />
a fine salesletter that he wrote himself.</p>

<p>In the beginning things were slow, but Nate <br />
kept his eyes on the prize. Pretty soon things<br />
 started looking up, and these days Nate's <br />
garage operation is doing somewhere north <br />
of $30,000.00 a month in sales. Nate nets a <br />
very nice percentage of that, and is now in the<br />
 top 1% of all wage earners in the U.S.. Not to <br />
shabby for a self confessed lazy college dropout.</p>

<p>Nate has recently writen a book entitled. <br />
"Go For Greed - How To Get Whatever The Hell <br />
You Want Out Of Life - Even If You're Lazy, Miserable, <br />
And People Don't Like You." You can get a copy for<br />
 yourself at: NateRifkin.com</p>

<p>Nate's next goal is $100,000,00 a month <br />
online. When he hits it, and I have no doubt that <br />
he will. he will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt<br />
that all this emphasis on college is a crock.</p>

<p>Among my many successful friends, only one<br />
 finished college, and it took him close to 8 years<br />
to get an undergraduate degree.</p>

<p>Again I repeat the advice in a story told by Dr. Al <br />
Sears, "there are a thousand ways to make money, <br />
and all of them involve selling."</p>

<p>Nate is a seller, and in the drivers seat because of it. <br />
Someday he will have his own plane, several homes, <br />
and a business that will need accountants and advisors <br />
to keep track of it all. </p>

<p>Not bad for a college dropout.</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. I wonder why they don't teach selling in college?</p>]]></description>
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            <title>A Sales Star Is On The Loose</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>A couple of years ago a salesman stood <br />
in my office and gave an excellent short<br />
 presentation. Then a very strange thing <br />
happened. When it became time to close <br />
me, he got very nervous, and his whole <br />
demeanor changed. His hands started to <br />
shake, and his speech became halting.</p>

<p>I knew what was happening, and so I <br />
had him sitdown and relax.</p>

<p>This salesman, like many salesman, <br />
had a huge fear of asking someone for <br />
money. We salesmen have all kinds of <br />
phobia's, enough to keep a shrink on <br />
duty twenty four hours a day. Some of <br />
our phobia's are harmless, like wearing <br />
the same tie when you're on a roll, or <br />
wearing the same sox until you strike <br />
out, things like that. </p>

<p>But this salesman's fears were strangling <br />
him. One thing you have to be able to do <br />
in sales is ask for the money. If you don't <br />
get the money you can't complete the sale.</p>

<p>I offered to help this salesman get over his <br />
fear.</p>

<p>He accepted my offer, and I began to work <br />
with him sometime last year. We have an<br />
 hour long chat once a month, and I teach <br />
him about sales situations and how to handle<br />
 them, with an emphasis on how to close and <br />
how to ask for the money.</p>

<p>Soon after he started with me he started have<br />
 small successes, and then at the beginning of <br />
2008 he started having big ones. He has <br />
followed that up with even bigger successes <br />
since the end of May. </p>

<p>In his last twelves presentations he has <br />
closed eleven, and the last one could fall this <br />
week. That's a perfect closing ratio, and it <br />
doesn't just happen. </p>

<p>Not only is he close to perfect, more than <br />
half of his customers are buying his most <br />
expensive product, or an even more <br />
expensive custom product. He has erased <br />
all his fears of asking for money, and <br />
followed my advice. </p>

<p>Not only has he followed my advice, but <br />
he has adapted what I have told him into <br />
language that he and his prospects are <br />
very comfortable with. He is now able to <br />
establish rapport with almost everyone he <br />
comes in contact with immediately. Spend <br />
five minutes with him and you'll think you <br />
have known him for ages.</p>

<p>What has this done for him?</p>

<p>1) It has quintupled his income in the last <br />
twelve months. He will generate more than <br />
a million dollars in income by December.<br />
Thats not gross sales, that's income from <br />
gross sales.</p>

<p>2) His confidence and self esteem have <br />
gone off the charts. </p>

<p>3) Selling has become so easy for him that <br />
he can spend almost all of his time developing solutions.</p>

<p>He doesn't look like the same guy I met a <br />
couple of years back, and he certainly <br />
doesn't talk like it. Just like me, he has <br />
his own planet. He had to choose a different<br />
 name though, because I already own Planet Jim.</p>

<p>The moral of this story is; that not only <br />
did he listen to what I had to say, he had <br />
the courage to put it into action, and to <br />
continue to refine it.</p>

<p>If you're struggling, find a mentor, or a coach. <br />
They can take years off your learning curve, <br />
and help propel you to the next level.</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. In sales there is no such thing as voting "Present."</p>

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            <title>Goodbye To A Fine Actor</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>One of the first movies I can remember <br />
seeing is "Cool Hand Luke," followed up <br />
a little later by "Butch Cassidy and the <br />
Sundance Kid." It's really hard to believe <br />
that 40 years have passed since I watched <br />
Paul Newman try to eat all those eggs.</p>

<p>My friends and I had a contest and I came <br />
in second eating 13 eggs. I don't see how <br />
anybody could do more than that but we <br />
know it's possible. After that competition I <br />
don't think I ate any eggs for years.</p>

<p>I was in my thirties when I saw other Newman<br />
movies like "Hud" and "Somebody Up There <br />
Likes Me." </p>

<p>I saw "The Color of Money" with Newman and <br />
Tom Cruise before I saw "The Hustler" which <br />
also starred Jackie Gleason, Piper Laurie, and <br />
George C Scott. </p>

<p>Newman was walking among the giants in <br />
that film.</p>

<p>"Slap Shot" is one of my favorite movies, as is <br />
"The Verdict." In both of these movies Newman <br />
portrays a guy that is down on his luck but still <br />
seeks redemption.</p>

<p>Newman was good at his craft when he was younger,<br />
 but he seemed to age more gracefully than others <br />
in the business. </p>

<p>Newman took to racing cars as he got older, and <br />
he  also built a huge philanthropic organization that <br />
donated the profits of his food products to charity.</p>

<p>He didn't do anything halfway, and he was as <br />
respected on the racetrack as he was in front of <br />
the camera. His foundation work is enviable.</p>

<p>I didn't agree much with his politics, and cringed <br />
whenever he was making political statements. But <br />
on the whole he was a man that accomplished a<br />
lot more than others ever dreamed about.</p>

<p>That's a good thing, and we get to watch him for <br />
as long as we're around. </p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. Pauline Kael wrote about Paul Newman, <br />
"There are some men who project such a <br />
traditional heroic frankness and sweetness <br />
that the audience dotes on them, and seeks <br />
to protect them from harm or pain."</p>

<p>That sums it up.</p>

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            <title>The Inmates Are Now Running The Asylum</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>The bailout that everybody said was going to <br />
happen didn't. 95 Democrats defected from the <br />
command of Speaker Nancy Pants, who tried <br />
to blame the entire debacle on George Bush. <br />
I guess they don't remember that it was Tommy <br />
Boy Dowd and the rest of his cohorts including <br />
Herebama Therebama that protected their old <br />
friend Franklin Raines at Fannie Mae, and <br />
refused to add oversight or regulation.</p>

<p>John Boy Kerry finally found a microphone today, <br />
and he of course vehemently denied this any of<br />
 this was the fault of the Democrats, who as you <br />
know are always looking out for the little guy.</p>

<p>We haven't heard from Billy Jay or Fat Al on any <br />
of this, and the reason is simple. They both have <br />
so much money that they don't care. And they <br />
have it buried so deep that they can ride out any <br />
crisis with impunity.</p>

<p>The fact is that Pelosi is the weakest Speaker in <br />
history, and a dimwit to boot. Just when a deal might <br />
be struck she tosses a grenade in the room, and <br />
expects that everyone will understand it was just <br />
Nancy Pants being Nancy Pants. </p>

<p>Can a deal be struck? Maybe, maybe not. And <br />
maybe we should just let these companies fall. <br />
Yeh...there would be a lot of short term pain, but <br />
it might teach the Masters of the Universe a lesson.</p>

<p>I won't hold my breath, or bet my last ten dollars <br />
on that though. All this talk is poppycock anyway, <br />
and the markets will never be regulated the way all <br />
the socialists want. One thing we know from Clinton<br />
is that rules can always be circumvented. Obama's <br />
fundraisers learned a lot of lessons from Clinton,<br />
 and they know the rules better than anyone, and<br />
 just how easy it is to get around them.</p>

<p>Poor John helped write the rules that strangled his <br />
campaign in the early going, and that may end up <br />
causing him to lose the election.</p>

<p>So this is the situation.</p>

<p>The country is standing at a financial precipice, <br />
where everything can come tumbling down, and <br />
a good portion of Congress takes off for a religious <br />
holiday.</p>

<p>Nothing wrong with religious holidays, but you <br />
might think there would be an exception granted <br />
here. So it will be at least late Wednesday before <br />
anything happens. If it happens at all. </p>

<p>Somebody should be stepping up to the plate here.</p>

<p>But it just doesn't look like there are any leaders here anymore.</p>

<p>My grandfather is rolling over in his grave.</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. If you followed my football advice Sunday you are a winner!</p>

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            <title>The Keystone Cops Are Fixing The Economy</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>What do you do in Washington when there <br />
is a crisis?</p>

<p>Have a meeting. Isn't that the way it is across<br />
this great land?</p>

<p>So many meetings, and so little gets accomplished.</p>

<p>In my own company, which is now a liitle over <br />
four years old, we have never had a meeting. </p>

<p>Not one. </p>

<p>I have a friend in the hotel business, and they have<br />
 meetings every day. Sometimes he attends two or<br />
 three meetings a day. If that ever happens here it <br />
will be a sure sign that I should sell the business.</p>

<p>Rule # 4 in Whelanetics is: NO MEETINGS! </p>

<p>If we took all the time that people spend in <br />
useless meetings and made it productive <br />
we would certainly usher in a new era of <br />
prosperity. </p>

<p>There were reports yesterday that Senate <br />
Majority Leader Harry Reid was so angry <br />
that he almost passed out. My question is, <br />
when is Harry Reid not angry? If ever a guy <br />
was born that had a scowl tattooed on his <br />
face it would be Harry Reid.</p>

<p>But there he is, fighting to fix the economy, along <br />
with 535 other idiots, most of whom have never<br />
held a real job in the private sector. These guys<br />
couldn't fix a tricycle if they had all the parts, tools, <br />
and a blueprint in front of them. </p>

<p>Then of course there's the fact that they accept <br />
campaign contributions from the guys who are <br />
crying for help. Those would be the guys passing <br />
out $66 billion dollars of bonuses for the fine <br />
performance of their companies.</p>

<p>The fox is not only in the henhouse, but now <br />
has a nice little condo in the corner.</p>

<p>Can this economy be fixed? Yes. But it won't happen <br />
in Washington and Wall Street. It will happen on Main <br />
Street USA, where people try to live within their means. <br />
Where people work hard and follow the rules. </p>

<p>Their reward? Higher taxes. And higher taxes. </p>

<p>All because some guys never know when enough<br />
 is enough. </p>

<p>Including all the members of Congress, and a <br />
good number of Wall Street CEO's. The Obamessiah<br />
 has called for change.</p>

<p>Be careful what you wish for. It's already at your doorstep.</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. Take the points and the Redskins on Sunday.</p>

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            <title>Know When To Hold And When To Fold</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>One of the biggest sins committed by rookie <br />
salespeople and even by salespeople who <br />
should know better is dropping their price low <br />
enough to make a buyer happy.</p>

<p>One of the big lessons to be learned is that <br />
this only makes one person happy, and it isn't <br />
you, since you'll be earning a lower commission.</p>

<p>When I was a rookie many moons ago I <br />
landed a huge account, and every time <br />
I went in they were just so happy to see <br />
me. I sold them thousands and thousands <br />
of dollars worth of merchandise, and the <br />
account ate up a big percentage of my time.</p>

<p>After my second year in the business I did <br />
a financial analysis of all my accounts and <br />
discovered that neither I nor the company <br />
made any serious money on that huge <br />
account. The margin was very low, and I <br />
had other accounts I made 10 times what I <br />
did in this one.</p>

<p>I started raising my prices, and pretty soon <br />
the attitude of the people who ordered from <br />
me in that account changed too. They weren't <br />
so happy to see me all the time, and some <br />
times they refused to see me at all.</p>

<p>Why? The reason is very simple. When I was<br />
 a rookie they took advantage of me for almost <br />
two years, and got great deals for themselves, <br />
and I made virtually no money in return. That<br />
isn't the way the system is supposed to work, <br />
and when I figured it out I wanted more of a <br />
piece of the pie. </p>

<p>I cut back on my visits to this account, and <br />
then I stopped seeeing them altogether. If they<br />
 needed somethig they could leave it on my <br />
voicemail.</p>

<p>Then they called me in for a meeting. I went, <br />
listened to their proposal, and told them I would <br />
think about it. They were willing to pay a little <br />
more than they had previously, but not enough <br />
to make me any money with the time that was <br />
required to service the account. I left them a <br />
voicemail message the next day thanking them <br />
for their offer, but told them it wasn't high enough <br />
to get all the things they wanted.</p>

<p>We had no communication at all for four months,<br />
 then they left a message asking me to come in <br />
again. They made a much better offer this time, <br />
but I wanted a clause in the contract that left me <br />
free to charge market rates for anything that was <br />
short notice.</p>

<p>I wanted this because this outfit was always <br />
behind the eight ball when they needed something, <br />
and often required things at supersonic speed.</p>

<p>They huffed and puffed for a little while, <br />
and then agreed.</p>

<p>When I analyzed this account at the end of the <br />
year the difference was amazing. They were <br />
now my second most profitable account, and <br />
over half of the orders they placed with me <br />
were short notice.</p>

<p>So in the third and fourth year I made back some <br />
of the money I had lost while I was a rookie. </p>

<p>You can't employ this strategy unless you are <br />
willing to walk away from the table. Not every deal <br />
is a good deal. If you don't get want you need out <br />
of a deal then you should walk away.</p>

<p>If a deal is slanted to far in a customers favor it <br />
won't work in the long run. The same is true if it's<br />
 too far in your favor.</p>

<p>Don't let yourself or your services go cheaply. <br />
It's a serious mistake. Learn how to ask for top dollar<br />
and hold your ground when you're are questioned <br />
about your price. If you have to make a price <br />
concession then you must make the buyer <br />
concede something too. Never give up your <br />
price point without getting something in return.</p>

<p>And if the buyer wants a concession from you <br />
but they aren't willing to give you anything in return, <br />
walk away. Negotiation is hardball, and you have to <br />
learn how to play. </p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. Every man, woman, and child just ponied <br />
up $4082.00 to the government so they can save <br />
companies who are giving out $66<br />
billion dollars in performance bonuses.</p>

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            <title>What&quot;s In Your Fortune, Cookie</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm a big fan of fortune cookies, even though <br />
the Chinese didn't event this after meal treat.<br />
If you go to China you will never get a fortune <br />
cookie, because this strictly an American <br />
enterprise.</p>

<p>I just like the idea of getting a little something <br />
at the end of a meal that is whimsical, and <br />
fortune cookies fit the bill.</p>

<p>I like the sayings, and sometimes they are just <br />
what you need at the moment. In my desk drawer <br />
I have about twenty, or maybe more, little pieces <br />
of paper that I got in fortune cookies. Some of <br />
them are pretty weathered, and go back years. </p>

<p>Usually the cookies have numbers on the back, <br />
and these are for people who like to buy lottery<br />
tickets. I never paid much attention to these until <br />
a friend of mine won some thousands of dollars,<br />
and then I would use them whenever the lottery <br />
got extremely high, like say over 75 million dollars. </p>

<p>I have placed my bets, but lottery fortune has yet <br />
to smile on me. I may have to eat quite a bit of beef <br />
with broccoli to win anything. I'm just guessing at <br />
the lucky dish, for all I know it could be pickled and <br />
shredded sea cucumber. Or maybe duck's feet with <br />
slivered tongue and vegetables. (And yes, that is a <br />
real dish, served at the table next to me last night.)</p>

<p>The quicker way to a fortune is to start your own <br />
business. Starting your own business means you can <br />
have money coming in the door everyday, and you <br />
don't have to wait for the lotto results to come out. <br />
Oh...and the other thing is that your odds of winning <br />
the lotto are very, very small. In fact, they are infinitesimal. <br />
That means you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell of <br />
winning.</p>

<p>That doesn't mean you should never buy a ticket,<br />
just don't count on the lotto to pay your rent and<br />
put groceries on the table.</p>

<p>Getting started in a business is a better idea, and <br />
you can start small, without quitting your day job.<br />
Start bringing in another source of income, and <br />
start watching your bank account grow. The more <br />
streams of income you have coming in, the better <br />
off you will be. Lotto doesn't count as an income <br />
stream.</p>

<p>In the meantime, keep reading those fortune <br />
cookies. They'll keep you on track, and now <br />
and then they will lighten your load.</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. Should we really be in a hurry to send money to Wall Street?</p>

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            <title>There Is Enough Money For Everyone</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>I was sitting in my big chair this morning with <br />
my boots on the corner of the desk thinking <br />
about money. There have been times in my l<br />
ife when I didn't have much, and times when <br />
my buckets overflowed. </p>

<p>What was it F.Scott Fitzgerald said, "The rich <br />
are different from you and me...they have money." <br />
Well now, I have more money than I used too, <br />
but am I rich? I don't know.</p>

<p>One thing for sure, I don't carry much money, <br />
and I rarely use cash. Almost 99% of all the <br />
transactions I make are done with plastic. So <br />
maybe the question is, instead of how much <br />
money does a person have, is how much <br />
plastic is he or she carrying. </p>

<p>How does one acquire money, or plastic? </p>

<p>Well you can work for it, or you can attract it.</p>

<p>I'm in the latter camp because it's easier to <br />
attract it than work for it. That doesn't mean <br />
I don't do any work, it just means that I can<br />
attract more money than I can work for. </p>

<p>If you want to be truly successful you must <br />
be a money magnet or attractor. You have to <br />
visualize yourself with money, and the money<br />
 will come. The best visualization is that money<br />
 is coming to you, and when it arrives, you're <br />
happy. And you then visualize more money, <br />
and more money. </p>

<p>If you think that money won't come to you, or <br />
you're not worthy of having money, then you<br />
 won't have any. It doesn't matter if you're one <br />
of the world's best artists, like Vincent Van Gogh.<br />
 He never sold a painting during his life. </p>

<p>Van Gogh was so depressed he sliced off his <br />
own ear. He wallowed in his depression. He<br />
 threw off a heap of bad energy, and so he <br />
was never rewarded for his work. He never <br />
saw himself with any money, so he didn't get any.</p>

<p>Thomas Jefferson was a great thinker except <br />
when it came to money, and consequently he <br />
was a terrible businessman. (Some say he was a <br />
cheat and scoundrel.) Whatever the case, he <br />
didn't honor his debts, and rarely paid anyone <br />
that he owed. When he died he was millions of <br />
dollars in debt.</p>

<p>It's a good thing he didn't stick around to be part <br />
of the credit card age. He most certainly would <br />
have ended up just like many Wall Street firms.</p>

<p>There are those who think money isn't important. <br />
Usually they don't have any, so they think the <br />
words absolve them.</p>

<p>The fact is that money is important, and you <br />
should have some. Enough so that you can <br />
decide what you want to do in life without any <br />
interference. Enough so that you can give some <br />
away. Enough so that you can make changes in <br />
the lives of others.</p>

<p>And here's something that is really important. </p>

<p>There is an infinite supply of money. There is <br />
enough money so that everyone can live a life <br />
of abundance. All you have to is attract your <br />
share. You can start doing that at any time, <br />
and in anyplace. </p>

<p>You can have all you want in your lifetime, <br />
and then it goes to someone else. Someone <br />
who attracts it. Someone who visualizes it. <br />
Someone who makes things happen.</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. Can the Chicago Cubs break the curse?</p>

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            <title>Don&apos;t Worry The Gubmint Will Fix Everyting</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>You probabably remember that catchy Bobby <br />
McFerrin tune, "Don't Worry, Be Happy!" It doesn't <br />
get played very often anymore, and maybe it <br />
should be. </p>

<p>Now that the Wall Streets Masters of the <br />
Universe have made a mess of things, a lot <br />
of people have a reason to be unhappy <br />
because they have lost a lot of buckaluckas. <br />
Now the Masters themselves haven't lost any <br />
money, in fact most of them have golden <br />
parachutes, making sure that they get millions <br />
of dollars even though they betrayed their <br />
companies, and the public trust.</p>

<p>But don't worry, the gubmint will fix everyting, <br />
as my Jamaican friends say. The gubmint has <br />
a plan, and it will only cost a couple of trillion <br />
dollars. And it might even work, but nobody can <br />
say for sure, because no one knows just how <br />
many people had their fingers in the till.</p>

<p>You can rest assured that the number was <br />
higher than you think, and they might even <br />
have sat pretty close to you in church.</p>

<p>The Democrats want to limit corporate <br />
executives pay. They are about half right, <br />
which is as right as they'll ever be. </p>

<p>But I can tell you this: Executive pay should<br />
 be closely linked to the performance of the <br />
company stock.</p>

<p>In otherwords, if a company does well, the <br />
executive should be rewarded, and if the <br />
company performs poorly, the executive gets <br />
his salary, and nothing more. Poor performance <br />
should not be rewarded.</p>

<p>We're going to have trouble explaining this to <br />
children, who all get a trophy just for showing up, <br />
and we wouldn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.</p>

<p>The CEO of Lehman Brothers is going to walk <br />
away with 22 million dollars. That is just patently <br />
wrong. He should be forced to walk a gauntlet of <br />
shareholders who pummel him for as long as he <br />
can stand upright, and then he can be put on an <br />
oxcart and sent into the hinterlands with a dull knife <br />
and a copy of US magazine.</p>

<p>And just think, the bailout, ...I mean gubmint plan...<br />
will only cost every man, woman, and child $3028.00. <br />
Then Obama will cut the taxes of 105 million people, <br />
(Oh...I forgot 45 million pay no taxes at all anyway), <br />
and everything will be hunky dory.</p>

<p>The lesson to take away from all this is to make as<br />
 much money as you possibly can, and keep it liquid. <br />
Away from Wall Street, and away from the gubmint.<br />
 It won't be easy, but it will be necessary.</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. A must see TV alert for Sunday. Dallas versus Washington.</p>

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            <title>The Wall Street BBQ Is On</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Sooner or later it had to come to this, and <br />
sooner is now upon us. All those smart guys <br />
from Ivy League Schools with the long <br />
pedigrees are sweating bullets now that the <br />
bill for their outrageous stupidity is coming due. </p>

<p>Hey, they just thought they would make a <br />
quick buck here and there and profit from<br />
 a loophole or two that wasn't closed up <br />
and locked down. </p>

<p>It was almost a perfect scam, what with the <br />
money being sold over and over again, <br />
relieving them all of responsibility once <br />
the paper passed on to another entity.</p>

<p>But they got too greedy, and started selling <br />
mortgages to anyone who could walk and <br />
chew gum. There were warnings, and some <br />
honest people cried out against what was <br />
going on, but the tsunami just kept building. <br />
All the financial institutions had to get their <br />
piece of the pie, even though they knew they <br />
were stealing what wasn't rightfully theirs.</p>

<p>And in the short term it looked good. There <br />
was plenty of flash, bigger houses, nicer cars,<br />
and lots of bling. </p>

<p>But now the bill collector is at the door, and <br />
he is swinging a mighty big axe. Huge companies<br />
are, in the words of the Rolling Stones, "Tumblin <br />
down." Bank of America snatched up the once <br />
venerable Merril Lynch for a song, and Lehman <br />
Brothers crashed. More giants are in the slots, <br />
ready to fall at the first pull of the lever.</p>

<p>The worst thing is that millions of folks retirement <br />
and investment funds are at risk. The guys who<br />
 the public hired to watch their money were only <br />
concerned with their own money and status, and <br />
couldn't have cared less about what these folks <br />
had worked a lifetime to put away.</p>

<p>In my mind a whole bunch of Wall Streeters should<br />
 be going to jail. In fact they should build a special <br />
place in Northern Minnesota just for them. Let them <br />
shovel snow in the winter and fight mosquitos in the<br />
summer, and eat lutefisk until they turn green.</p>

<p>Or send them to Iraq or Afghanistan. Maybe if they <br />
had to make decisions with their own life on the line<br />
 they could think more clearly.</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. How bout those Cowboys Jimmy!</p>

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            <title>Being Really Good At Taking No For An Answer</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Some salespeople get really good at things that <br />
cause them to be really lousy salespeople. One <br />
of those things is accepting no as an answer.</p>

<p>Now sometimes no really does mean no, like when <br />
someone offers to serve you liver and onions.</p>

<p>But most of the time no means "Not yet!"</p>

<p>It isn't permanent, and doesn't mean you can't <br />
ask for the sale again in a few minutes, or<br />
tomorrow. In fact, I have trained my mind not <br />
to even hear the word unless someone makes <br />
it really emphatic. And even then it doesn't mean<br />
I won't ask for the sale again.</p>

<p>A couple of times I have been physically removed <br />
from a building, and one of those instances resulted<br />
in me getting the account. Now I'm not saying that <br />
you should employ this tactic on every call, but most <br />
salepeople need to get tougher, and grow a thicker<br />
skin.</p>

<p>I acquired one of my largest accounts by absolutely<br />
refusing to give in. The CEO told me no well over <br />
100 times, but I refused to hear no. Finally he just <br />
started laughing and said he wished I worked for him. </p>

<p>(And in a sense I do.) </p>

<p>Now every time I see him he says, "And how is the <br />
worlds most tenacious salesman today?" </p>

<p>"I'm having another great day Bob, how about you?"</p>

<p>He invited me to a sales meeting at his company <br />
where he told his sales staff that he didn't think the <br />
word no was in my vocabulary, and that no one<br />
had ever stood his ground in his office like me.</p>

<p>That sure made me feel good, because so many <br />
salespeople have the deal in hand and don't know<br />
it. Very often a prospect is testing just how strongly <br />
you believe in your product. If they can get you to <br />
fold your cards early, they aren't going to have the <br />
confidence to purchase what you're selling.</p>

<p>Hang in there until you get an emphatic no. You'll <br />
be surprised at how much your sales will go up, not<br />
to mention you're income.</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. The smart money is on Dallas tonight.</p>

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            <title>The Ad Center Of The Universe</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>I arrived in the city that doesn't sleep around <br />
midnight or maybe it was a little later and it was <br />
already Thursday morning. Being sort of addle <br />
minded I had to call a friend and get him out of <br />
bed because I couldn't remember the name of the <br />
hotel I'm staying in. He almost didn't tell me, and <br />
that would have compounded my problem, no?</p>

<p>But it all got resolved and I spent the morning <br />
wandering around the center of New York, looking <br />
at the Ad Center of the Universe. Sometimes I think <br />
Manhattan is the worlds greatest billboard. If you <br />
have a product you want to sell you have a million <br />
buildings you can plaster your ad on, plus TV, radio,<br />
buses, trains, cabs, and even public bathrooms. <br />
Space is for sale everywhere, and if you want a <br />
prime spot, say Times Square, start adding zeroes<br />
to your check in a hurry.</p>

<p>Does any ad guarantee sales?</p>

<p>I think not, but you have to admire how much is <br />
spent in pursuit of that goal. Everything you see<br />
is visual and has flash. </p>

<p>But does it sell? Does anybody buy Apple because<br />
 it has a 50 story ad in Times Square? Or Nike? Or BMW? </p>

<p>There is a giant picture of MSNBC's Keith Olberman,<br />
and for sure that doesn't sell. (Check the ratings!) The<br />
same story is true of Katie Couric. Picture everywhere, <br />
and abysmal ratings.</p>

<p>It worked for Grey Goose Vodka, which seems to be <br />
everywhere.</p>

<p>(Maybe medicine is a special case.)</p>

<p>If you look at all the visuals, you'll see that what is <br />
old is new again. This means of course that you have <br />
to be old enough to have some perspective. </p>

<p>If you're an adman, this is certainly a place you must <br />
visit on a regular basis. The city just vibrates like no<br />
 other. You cannot come here and not be inspired. </p>

<p>I think I'll go get a pretzel, and see what ad is on the cart.</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. I just walked past Battalion #9 Fire Station <br />
on 8th Avenue. There were flowers and tributes all <br />
around the doors. Don't forget to say a prayer for <br />
those who died seven years ago today.</p>

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            <title>How To Get Out Front And Stay There</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>A few weeks back I was speaking with a friend <br />
who had a great idea for making a pile of <br />
buckaluckas. He took his idea to his boss, <br />
who didn't think it would work. Then he took it <br />
to a committee and they didn't think it would <br />
work. In fact no one at his entire company <br />
thought it would work. </p>

<p>He was in a quandry, and asked what I thought. <br />
I told him to go ahead and implement the idea.<br />
 Testing the idea would cost virtually nothing, <br />
and if he failed, being there were no costs involved,<br />
 there really couldn't be any recriminations.</p>

<p>The idea involved bringing in around 100 people<br />
 to a seminar that would cost $5000.00. All the <br />
folks with the big chairs and the good views <br />
thought it was preposterous, and actually laughed <br />
out loud.</p>

<p>So my friend tested, and the response was <br />
overwhelmimg. He didn't ask any more questions <br />
of the inner sanctum, and ran with the idea. <br />
He sold out the seminar in 48 hours, and had <br />
to create a waiting list because demand was <br />
so high.</p>

<p>He took his time getting the news to people <br />
who scoffed at the idea. They are still scratching <br />
their heads, and now think it was a fluke.</p>

<p>My friend will get just as much resistance, <br />
and maybe more, for his next idea. But he <br />
shouldn't pay any attention whatsoever, and <br />
just keep implementing his ideas.</p>

<p>His company is very large, and very complacent. <br />
Years ago they were innovators, but now the<br />
chiefs have all made money, and they don't like <br />
venturing out into the real world anymore.</p>

<p>They only like sure things. The trouble is, the <br />
less they venture out, the less they know. </p>

<p>I you have an idea you feel good about, run <br />
with it. Don't let anyone stop you, or divert you. <br />
It may be that you have to leave your job to <br />
get the job done. </p>

<p>I can't count the number of people who <br />
laughed at me when I started this venture.</p>

<p>Just let all the nay sayers and doomsdayers <br />
melt into the tarmac as your plane takes flight.</p>

<p>From the big saddle,</p>

<p>Jim Whelan<br />
The Chairman of the Board</p>

<p>P.S. A lot of people thought Crocs were a terrible idea.</p>

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